Official Pattinson-ing Pillow

Have you ever had that one friend who's just been acting like a little bitch for no fuckin reason and you can't take it anymore? Tired of those butthurt buddies who get butthurt just by asking them if they're butthurt? Fear no more friends! With the Bobby Pattinson Pillow XL just add any bottle red wine & fruit and you've got yourself a prank with a purpose. It's a breeze to set up a Pattinsoning almost anywhere. Display one at your home boys home office, their local workplace,  or even their mobile home in 5 mins or less!  Made from a durable yet lightweight inner foam core, the BPP XL is cheap and easy to ship. (perfect for those out-of-town Pattinsoning needs.) One look at the BPP XL and your buddies BAS (bitch-ass syndrome) will instantly be cured.